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‘Don’t be ridiculous,’ said the Elephant rather unwisely, though it certainly had not forgotten anything. ‘I get far more wet than you, for the rain hits me first and I am soaked while you are still fur-dry.’ ‘What toddle-plop,’ the Mouse exhaled, for it really was toddle-plop. ‘I, being the smaller, must get far wetter than you, as a small amount of rain soaks me while you are still in parts quite skin-dusted.’ Though the Mouse didn’t know what skin-dusted was meant to mean, it sounded like a thing. The two went on in this manner, both utterly soaked and equally wet.
So as the wise man says; 'The elephant and mouse get equally wet in the rain.'