If you think this is all baloney, then click on the title and vent the answers below.
I count strange things such as baloney,
Or as pluck's real courage, phoney
Advertising, this land's small,
A parking me, or car park all
Are sold together price unravels
Under the same gavel.
'This isn't baloney at all, but it's certainly some kind of pasta sauce.'
'It's not a pasta sauce.'
'...Is it a pasta seasoning?'
Riddle Answer A Lot
I count strange things such as baloney - a lot of baloney.
or as pluck's real courage - a lot of pluck.
phoney advertising, this land's small - a lot of land or a land lot, an area of land.
a parking me, or car park all - a parking lot, or carpark.
all are sold together price unravels under the same gavel - a lot, a set of goods available together at auction.