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A Frantic Crude Lad
There once was a frantic crude lad,
Frenzied, foolhardy, and mad.
He flooded his room,
And in swimming costume,
Sat there with a yellowtail scad.
As Shakespeare would say;
'I'm quite sure thou've spelt it wrongly, thou odious wart.
Tis not bathroom, tis batheroom.'